CraftyPissOffHubby | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	241	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	335178	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Farms Harvested:	701
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6128	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	236	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6005
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Star Shards Collected:	199
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Animals Bred:	196

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1599	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!