CraftyPissOffHubby | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5511
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crops Grown:	5729
Towns Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	333

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2377	Ores Mined:	8993

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
New Chunks Explored:	513469	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5068	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.