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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 8895 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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