CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BandDadBeGone

alternative genres, Apologize.., Argument, Band, BandDadBeGone, bass playing, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Father, Lyrics, midwest emo, Music, punk, punk rocker, Son, stand your ground, tolerate

Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	541283	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

72, Birthday, birthday cards, birthday celebration, birthday greetings, birthday milestone, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, Cards, celebration, leader, lonely, long tail, political figure, president, PutinCraft, russia, tags, trickle, Vladimir Putin, world leader

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pi Plays Pokémon

constants, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming strategy, mathematical challenges, mathematical concepts, mathematical constant, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Numbers, PLAYS, pokemon, Pokemon battles, pokemon game, Pokemon nostalgia, Pokemon strategy, strategy, video games

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

atmosphere, Challenges, Community, Creative, design, Discord, duck, Events, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoVanilla, Planning, Quackening, respectful, Server, smp, Staff, Tales, Vanilla, welcome boxes, Whitelisting

Server Name	Ducking SMP
Theme	Ducks
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.21.1
Discord	Join our Discord
Subreddit	Visit our Subreddit

Overview:

Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

Why Join Us?

Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
Events & Challenges: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
Active Staff: Always here to help.
18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

What do I need to start playing on the server?

Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

digital community, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, funny, guys, herep, humor, internet, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, online communication, Online Community, online interaction, pHey, rddt, reddit, remddemt, smp, social media, social-networking, Technology, viral content, web culture

Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7803	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7506	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative facts, cloak-and-dagger, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, fringe ideas, government cover-up, hidden agenda., hidden realities, Hidden Truth, mysterious occurrences, outlandish claims, questionable narratives, secret belief, shadowy organizations, skeptical mindset, suspicious events, unconventional theories, underground knowledge, unexplained phenomena

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1