CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft SMP – /pso2g/ – Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4763	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	104
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GraveyardGriefer33

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and forbidden funerals!

Just like in real life, our server is full of family drama and juicy conflicts. Imagine a Minecraft world where your sister’s dying wish is to ban your brother from attending her funeral – talk about sibling rivalry!

Experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests from virtual funerals and causing a scene just like in real life. Who needs closure when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Join now and be part of a divided family where opinions are split and tensions are high. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention in our chaotic virtual world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275
Runes Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FicDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

We have epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your bravery. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun! And don’t even get us started on the drama between players – it’s like a soap opera, but with more diamond swords.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Or see a chicken build a castle out of wool blocks? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself mourning the death of a virtual pet rock that you accidentally dropped into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RulebreakerCraft

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to follow the unwritten rule of always wearing a pumpkin on your head while mining diamonds! Legend has it that the diamond ores are actually scared of pumpkins and will jump right into your inventory to avoid them. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who only appears when players successfully build a house made entirely of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face his explosive wrath? Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4325	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

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So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Block-Opioid Side Effects

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Buildings Constructed:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

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Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8142
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	6430	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Skillz4Blocks

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Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1