CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

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LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

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IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

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HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	7488	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	1482	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FriendshipCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4045
Void Armor Forged:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyLaughter

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The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCommiesMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Plastic Baby Boom Server

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Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6796	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1