CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	3602
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Magic Items Found:	7177

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Potions Brewed:	164	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Animals Bred:	173	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2941
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.