CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Superflat

Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Building PVP Economy Towny Skyblock Prison Minigames Adventure Factions RPG Faction PvP Parkour Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Roleplay Hardcore, Vanilla

Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RebellNation

Active, Adventures, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Download, Environment, Events, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, optifine, PvE, PvP, Quests, RebellNation, rebels, Requirements, Server, supportive, Survival, vibrant, Welcoming

Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [Optifine is Optional] [[[Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	246
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

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Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

Overview

Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

Join Us

If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

Server IP

IP: CodsallCraft.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are you looking for?	The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
Are griefing and stealing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
Can players from outside the UK join?	Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

Blockheads, bored, Boredom, Communication, Community, discord server, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Gaming, hobbies, Interaction, interests, Minecraft, networking, online chat, Online Community, online platform, online relationships, Posting, Server, server size, social media, socializing, virtual hangout

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

#afa, Afa Jr, big, Connecticut, guy, Job, job guy, Minecraft, professional wrestling, silver spoon, smp, wrestling, wrestling aspirations, wrestling dreams, wrestling failure, wrestling family, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling journey, wrestling legacy, wrestling success, wrestling talent, wwe, WWE career, WWE jobber, WWE superstar

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6172
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Behavior, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, household chores, lateness, Maid, MaidCraft, Minecraft, perspective, Quitting, relationship, resolution, rudeness, Server, stress, Support, Ultimate, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1694	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

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Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, cold war, conspiracy theories, dragon’s teeth, DragonCraft, government cover-up, Intruders, investigation, Kursk, military bases, Minecraft, Mysterious Structures, Mystery, Occult symbols, paranormal activity, russia, Saboteurs, security breach, Server, strange happenings, strange phenomenon, top secret, unexplained events

hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2946	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GazaAidCrisisCraft

aid crisis, Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, gaza, GazaAidCrisisCraft, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, Négotiation, political pressure, sanctions, united states, US, weapons supply

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	8352	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Aetherial Minecraft

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DrowPrison

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, diverse mines, DrowPrison, Explore, Leveling system, mine, Minecraft, Planets, Prestige, Prison, Server

DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	New Chunks Explored:	100322
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

Advanced, Adventure, Basketcase, building, Community Events, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, epic quests, Farming, Fishing, Immersive, influence, Jobs, Kingdom, Lore, Minecraft, Mining, Professions, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rare items, Resource Management, shop management, smp, Thriving Community, Trading, wealth

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

What Makes Bucketry Different?

Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
Build and Defend Your Kingdom
Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
Create a Thriving Economy

What Will You Experience?

Community-Driven Events
Epic Quests with Real Stories
Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

FAQ:

Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

Q: Can I choose a profession?

A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

Q: Is there a custom currency system?

A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.