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Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9639	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	593	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	9409	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3981	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	417
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	8483
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16