Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story!

Imagine meeting your best friend on our server, only to find out she’s a master of stealing boyfriends and causing chaos. But wait, there’s more! Attend a wedding where cheating is encouraged and affair partners are VIP guests. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of hosting a friend from the server in your virtual home, only to discover she’s plotting to steal your Minecraft husband! Will she succeed in her devious plan, or will you kick her out before she can make her move?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and unexpected dreams involving cardiologist husbands and aspiring doctor toddlers. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 243
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 281
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Animals Bred: 22
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9120 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 193719 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Emeralds Found: 6275
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Animals Bred: 32 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/inscripted/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

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    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Villages Defended: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 659 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 356
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 460
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

    Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat
    So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1895 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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