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CraftyRegretz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GroundZero

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About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Empires MC

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Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5381	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4934
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5513	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	5799
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	4052
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BabyBumpBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CelebrityScape SMP

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Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zapene Pixelmon

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ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

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Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

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Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1993

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Goblin Markets Raided:	2