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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5101 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 118 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
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