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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1180 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
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