CraftyNoobsdojo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	534161
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	191	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	511715
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	61

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8231	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	9957	Endless Night Skies:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1732
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1