CraftyNoobsBegone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
New Chunks Explored:	473345	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	2808
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	2575
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2367
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5765
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	8284
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6