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Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	1082
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	515	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2113	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3