CraftyNoobsBegone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyWorriesGone

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Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

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LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	772
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crops Grown:	7247
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	898
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78
Players Killed by Monsters:	5042	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Items Found:	5047
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4