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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3007 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | New Chunks Explored: | 342837 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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