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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3268 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 612 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
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