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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6501 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
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