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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7507 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 165 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
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