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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7411 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Votes: | 3243 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
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