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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6427 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
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