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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8547 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
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