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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2723 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
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