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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4519 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Farms Harvested: | 876 |
Mines Excavated: | 3338 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 470 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
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