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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7979 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
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