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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 658 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
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