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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1962 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
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