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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9544 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1434 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Navalny was gonna be exchanged as part of a deal with Russia, but then he was like, nah, i’m gonna join this server instead. and now he’s like building the sickest castles and stuff, it’s wild, man.
plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.
and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.
so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?
Rules- No cheating– No 
