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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4345 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!