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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1037 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!