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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8999 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!