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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4422 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 165 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!