CraftyMisogynyGamer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crops Grown:	7236	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	99
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.