so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 1639 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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