so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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