so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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