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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3546 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8094 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
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And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!
So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
