CraftyMcCraftFace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1221
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	917	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3746
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Towns Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	770	Divine Spears Created:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	3151
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	8958	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2482
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Magic Items Found:	7325

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5