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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3458 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 7445 |
Potions Brewed: | 51 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1009 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.