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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 361 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 272414 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.