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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2099 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 701426 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.
Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.
