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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6792 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
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