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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5429 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9169 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
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