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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5662 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4678 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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