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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9992 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.