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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1371 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.