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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3279 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3916 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.