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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7592 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 539172 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.